Capella University and Their Attorneys Lie Again, and Again, and Again!

So? What else is new? It has just come to our attention that Capella University, their attorneys and shysters have lied again as part of one of the lawsuits against them for their grossly unethical and illegal actions. Specifically, we have just learned that Capella University, lead by their "sleaze team" of Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L'Orange) and Capella Stella Fey Epling whined to the U.S. District Court today (July 5, 2007) that they have been blocked from viewing this and our sister sites. That, of course, is just another blatant lie as has already been documented on this site (refer to our Capella University visit fetish page for our previous discussion).

Sir Chrisy the Sissy's and Capella Stella's (who are probably being aided and abetted by shyster Greg Thom and his sidekick , Priscilla McNulty) latest whine to the court (today, July 5, 2007) is that they can't access this site. That, of course, is just another one of the endless and blatant lies that they seem to have a penchant for. In addition to our Capella University visit fetish page already mentioned, we've added a new page that contains our server logs for the past few weeks. Obviously, Capella has lied again and their pathological obsession with this site has continued - take a look our new Capella Fetish page! We're sure you'll agree, Capella and their sleaze team are liars!

Visit our latest Capella University Visit Fetish Page - proof that Capella and their sleaze team have lied again!

Update (July 26) 2007) -

Wow! Not only did Capella University and their shysters from Drinker Biddle live on our sites today but even their "law firm" from Foley Mansfield are now obsessed with our sites. In fact, there were so many visits today, that it looks like they're all having an all-an-out visit orgy! We sure hope they're all getting their jollies. Click on the following links to view the logs which show how much these clowns are living on our sites - now, if they would only turn over all of the records that have been demanded from them. :)

  • Visits from IP Address 38.114.132.227 (Drinker Biddle & Reath via PSI) to this site. The unethical lying shysters from Drinker Biddle, shyster H. Christian L'Orange and shyster Capella Stella Fey Epling spent a lot of time visiting our blog!
  • Visits from IP Address 128.200.175.110 (University of California, Irvine Extension) - Well it looks like the unethical Dean of Continuing Education, Gary Matkin, was again looking up his name on our site. Stay tuned for more information about the unholy alliance between UCI and Capella University.
  • Visits from IP Address 216.54.205.2 (Capella's Main Office - the one that shyster Greg Thom works out of) to this site. These jerks so obsessed with visiting this site that we doubt they even have time to go to the bathroom!
  • Visits from IP Address 209.118.99.10 (Drinker Biddle & Reath's Washington DC Office) - Capella's Shysters from Drinker Biddle, shyster H. Christian L'Orange and shyster Capella Stella Fey Epling aren't the only ones from Drinker Biddle obsessed with our sites: we were visited again by their Washington DC Office today. Looks like they have jumped in on the Capella Sucks Sites Visit Orgy!
  • Visits from IP Address 128.200.233.87 (University of California Humanities Research Institute) - perhaps UC Irvine's unethical Dean of Continuing Education, Gary Matkin, has asked some of his UCI buddies to join him on the Capella University Sucks Sites Visit Orgy. Having fun?!
  • Visits from IP Address 67.88.180.98 (Foley Mansfield) - another one of Capella's "law firms" that is currently employed as Capella's hire-hands in their frivolous lawsuit against their insurance company. So, just how many of Capella's "attorneys" visited our sites today? Of course, the fact that shysters H. Christian L'Orange and Capella Stella Fey Epling are continually lying that the can't view our sites is simply absurd!
  • Visits from IP Address 67.88.180.98 (Foley Mansfield) - yet another visit by Foley Mansfield to the Drinker Biddle Sucks Site (which, of course, we can't figure out how it's connected to the Capella Sucks Site as it a place to post shyster jokes. Oh, did we mention the fact that shysters H. Christian L'Orange and Capella Stella Fey Epling from Drinker Biddle are a couple of unethical lying shysters?

Even we're surprised at the full blown visit orgy that Capella University, their shysters, "law firms", and even partner-in-crime UC Irvine, have spent our sites today. We hope they're having fun!

 

Update (July 25, 2007) -

  • 209.118.99.10 (Drinker Biddle & Reath Washington DC Office) - Capella's Shysters from Drinker Biddle, shyster H. Christian L'Orange and shyster Capella Stella Fey Epling aren't the only ones from Drinker Biddle obsessed with our sites: we were visited by their Washington DC Office today.
  • Visits from IP Address 216.54.205.2 (Capella's Main Office - the one that shyster Greg Thom works out of).

Update (July 23, 2007) -

As usual, Capella University, their shysters, and sleaze team took the weekend off but they were back in full force today! Not only that, but it appears as if Capella's lying president, Michael Offerman, was joined by visits from his buddy's school, the University of California, Irvine. Not only that but we suspect that Gary Matkin, the the unethical dean of Dean of Continuing Education may have actually paid us a personal visit (now that we're reporting on the kickbacks that Offerman is coughing up to Matkin for helping to feed Capella's enrollment! So, just in case Matkin tries any more of his tricks, we'll proudly post all visits to our sites from UCI too! Enjoy!

  • Visits from IP Address 38.114.132.227 (Drinker Biddle & Reath via PSI) to this site. Hmmmm...looks like hypocrite Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L'Orange) and Capella Stella Fey Epling were doing a search for the terms "capella us Doe investigation" - are they aware of a new investigation into Capella's practices that we're not aware of yet?!
  • Visits from IP Address 38.114.132.227 (Drinker Biddle & Reath via PSI) to Capella Nazi Hunters. Looks like our friends were busy today.
  • Visits from IP Address 38.114.132.227 (Drinker Biddle & Reath via PSI) to Capella Sucks. Goodness gracious! LOL! The sleaze team from Drinker Biddle sure spent a lot of time visiting today. In fact, our logs show that one of their clowns has saved a copy of the Capella Sucks site on their D drive. Hmmmm...the next time they lie to a Federal Court by stating they can't view this site, perhaps we'll point out this little item!
  • Visits from IP Address 38.114.132.227 (Drinker Biddle & Reath via PSI) to the Capella Stella Fey Epling Genealogy Site (Ooops, we forgot - hypocrite Sir Chrisy the Sissy and liar Capella Stella Fey Epling always like to make up new names for web sites in order to shade the drivel they vomit at courts - this site is REALLY called the College Reviews and More site!). Anyway, instead of complying with demands to produce documents (some of which Capella has already had more than three years to produce), the Sleaze Team has simply been too busy visiting web sites today!
  • Visits from IP Address 38.114.132.227 (Drinker Biddle & Reath via PSI) to Drinker Biddle Sucks. Heck, this site isn't even about Capella University and yet the Sleaze Team paid a visit. We wonder why they didn't leave any shyster jokes - after all, we're certain they must now a few!.
  • Visits from IP Address 216.54.205.2 (Capella's Main Office - the one that shyster Greg Thom works out of). Wow, Gregy and Prissy must have gone into withdrawals over the weekend - Capella first visited the site at 6:15 AM and finally gave up at 11:30 PM. Talk about pathological obsession!
  • Visits from IP Address 216.54.205.2 (Capella's Main Office - the one that shyster Greg Thom works out of). Looks like Capella's shysters visited the to Drinker Biddle Sucks site. Too bad they didn't leave their mark!
  • Visits from IP Addresses 128.200.175.110 , 128.200.175.111, and 128.200.175.248 - all of which belong to the University of California, Irvine, home of Michael Offerman's partner in crime, Gary Matkin, the the unethical dean of Dean of Continuing Education. What's even more interesting is that it appears as if Matkin was doing a search for his own name. We hope he enjoys what he's finding!

Update (July 20, 2007) -

Well, they're all back! Capella's sleaze team consisting of hypocrite Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L'Orange) and liar Capella Stella Fey Epling took the day off but Capella's shysters Greg Thom and Priscilla McNulty, didn't! In fact, we've notice a pattern - for the past week or so, it looks like Gregy and Prissy want to reserve visits to this site for themselves as only one (of two) of Capella's servers are visiting us - we feel so badly - how are Capella other employees going to get their jollies if they've been prohibited from visiting this site?! Oh, boo hoo!

Update (July 19, 2007) -

Well, it looks like Capella's unethical lying shyster twins, Greg Thom and Priscilla McNulty were the only ones to visit our site today - the sleaze team of Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L'Orange) and liar Capella Stella Fey Epling from the "law firm" of Drinker Biddle took the day off. Guess they were getting too much of a good thing! Here's are log showing Capella University's visits today;

Update (July 18, 2007) -

What's wrong hypocrite Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L'Orange) and Liar Capella Stella Fey Epling, along with Capella's shyster twins Greg Thom and Priscilla McNulty? You can spend your life getting your thrills by spending your days visiting this site but you intentionally refuse to turn over documents regarding the lawsuit against Capella University that are not only disorganized but don't have the word "redacted" all over them. Just how many ways can one say obstruction of justice?! Then again, based upon our previous experiences, we're 100% certain that you're afraid to the TRUTH! So, the next time that Sir Chrisy and Capella Stella whine like little cry babies to the court claiming that they can't view this site, we'll gladly provide the server logs to the judge. Enjoy!

Update (July 17, 2007) -

One would think the Capella University and their sleaze team would get bored with visiting this site but, not surprisingly, they just can't seem to get enough of it! Guess one can't expect too much from a bunch of unethical lying cowards. Oh well. . . Here's today's log of visits from Capella University and their slime team (hypocrite Sir Chrisy the Sissy and liar Capella Stella Fey Epling):

Update (July 16, 2007) -

Capella University, their shysters (Greg Thom and Priscilla McNulty), along with their "sleaze team" consisting of hypocrite, Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L'Orange) and liar, Capella Stella Fey Epling appear to have taken the weekend off from their visit fetish but, as to be expected, they spent more time on this site today. Isn't it outrageous that these clowns refuse to turn over documents, as required by Federal law, can whine and lie to a Federal Court by falsely claiming that they can't view this site (as clearly evidenced by our server logs which show that they practically live here), and yet they refuse to turn over documents - many of which were demanded from Capella more than THREE YEARS ago?! Oh well, guess they would rather lie and whine.

Regarding their visits today, Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L'Orange) and liar, Capella Stella Fey Epling were the big winners today as they visited at least four of our sites; Capella only made a cameo appearance. Here are today's logs (which we'll gladly give to the court when Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L'Orange) and liar, Capella Stella Fey Epling try to lie to the court again.

As will be noted from the above logs, it looks like Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L'Orange) and liar, Capella Stella Fey Epling were getting their jollies today by looking at our pages devoted to Capella's head pompom girl and employee, Shawn Ambrose.

Update (July 13, 2007) -

It looks like hypocrite Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L'Orange) and liar Capella Stella Fey Epling got their jollies yesterday and didn't bother to check in today. Of course, Capella University was back though. We suspect that their unethical lying shysters - Greg Thom and Priscilla McNulty must have been enjoying themselves though - as visitors will note from the following logs, they spent their time looking at our pages devoted the hypocrite Sir Chrisy the Sissy, liar Capella Stella Fey Epling, and liar/shyster Priscilla McNulty. Gosh it would appear as if the only thing they are really concerned about is their own over-bloated egos. Oh, we almost forgot, they also looked at a page devoted to another one of their liars (and favorite poster child) - Vickie Cook. Oh, you remember her - she's the one who climbed out of the gutter from WalMart shelf-stocker to Dean at the esteemed Kaskaskia Community College.

Enjoy!

Update (July 12, 2007) -

Well, Capella University and their goons must be having withdrawals, or they were told to chill out by their sleaze team from Drinker Biddle & Reath, as no one from Capella's servers connected to our sites today. HOWEVER, it looks like hypocrite Sir Chrisy the Sissy (H. Christian L'Orange) and liar Capella Stella Fey Epling decided to get their own jollies by visiting instead. Not only that, but we've discovered that they connect our sites using the equally sleazy Internet company, Performance Systems International (PSI), which is frequently blamed for stealing bandwidth, generating spam, and other nefarious actions.

While Sir Chrisy the Sissy and Capella Stella refuse to turn over countless documents demanded as part of one of the lawsuits against Capella University and whine not having access to our sites (which, of course is a lie), they certainly spent some time today satisfying their own visit fetish; here are today's logs:

With so much free time on their hands, one would think that Sir Chrisy and Capella Stella could at least turn over all of the documents they're withholding. Perhaps, in addition to their whines, they also specialize in obstruction of justice?!

Update (July 11, 2007) -

Capella's ceaseless obsession with this site along with their blatant lies that they can view it, has continued. Today, we were not only visit by both of Capella's IP Addresses by also by one of their "law firms" - Foley Mansfield (they're the one's involved in Capella's malicious and frivolous lawsuit against their insurance company). Here are today's logs - we hope that liar Capella Stella Fey Epling and Sir Chrisy the Sissy (from Drinker Biddle & Reath) enjoy them!

Update (July 10, 2007) - Oops, we made a mistake (in Capella's favor no less)! We failed to post server logs from BOTH of the servers Capella University uses to satisfy their visit fetish to this site! So, here they are - TWO sets of visits since the middle of June. Gosh, in light of the fact that Sir Chrisy the Sissy has a Master's Degree in Computer Science, one would think that he would at least be able to get Capella to tell the TRUTH about their continual visits when he tells the court they can't access this site!

  • Visits from IP Address 216.54.205.2 (Capella's Main Office - the one that shyster Greg Thom works out of)
  • Visits from IP Address 63.95.176.254 - Note that this one states that Capella University had visited this site THIRTY SEVEN TIMES since June 22, 2007. What's wrong Sir Chrisy the Sissy and Capella Stella? Having a little problem telling the TRUTH?


 

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